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Isaiah Colbert
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I write things and put them on the internet. Otaku of Kotaku, Reading Comprehension Devil, and wrestling mark. The bird app is actually @ShinEyeZehUhh. Oh ho, are you sending me a tip?

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best part of this is the reason they included pascal is because the devs promised the community they’d never include male characters in the game, so 9S was out of the question and they needed a low tier unit.... so they went with pascal. Read more

It’s been a while since I’ve seen the Kotaku fish. Read more

Mah brodas!
How da f* Isaiah watched all episodes in a few hours? Read more

Watched the first ten minutes or so before going to bed last night. I can already see ways where Oda might have advised tweaks to integrate material he developed later on - very much a “If I had known X would appear I would’ve used them sooner during Y” etc. But I can also already tell the narrative is moving along at Read more

The fact that Garp gets comparatively more screen time in this, alone sells me on the show. I’ll definitely be watching it. My larger question, based on your minor critiques, would be how they pace the Arabasta sagar since it’s beefier with chapters and anime episodes. 
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Quentin Tarantino upon hearing this, huffed and says he can do better with his take on Bruce Lee, while thinking about how many toes he's gonna suck on for tonight. Read more

This is all stupid, but its also kind of funny/pathetic that this person whose name I did not know until about 2 minutes ago got more people to show up than trump does to any of his shit. Read more

Writers only dream of being to able to write a headline like this.  Read more

We gone get you through this, Richter!

I don’t know about this. I really doubt intimacy coordinators can really stop a bear from doing what it wants if it decides to go off script. Read more

say you didn’t read my “sausage” Link article without saying you did. Read more

Everyone who draws has literally done this for various mundane reasons. Who cares? Why do people care like this? Is David going to be okay? Read more

I mean ...they already were drawing lewd link junk pics waaay before this glitch so I doubt this will slow them down much  Read more

“It’s funny looking, but y’all do realize this is the torso moving down and clipping through the blue cloth creating the illusion of jiggle, right? Nintendo didn’t put in ball physics,” Sandberg wrote. Read more

like two large burlap sacks full of shock fruit Read more